A New Mexico man is feeling a little run down after an incident in which he bit off a piece of his brother-in-law's finger, and was then hit by a car when fleeing to avoid a four-finger fist sandwich.
Leando Sage was fighting with his girlfriend when her brother, identified as Robert Martinez, intervened. The two men began to tussle, and Sage decided to do more than just mouth off, chomping down on Martinez's pinkie, severing it at the first joint.
Sage fled the scene after figuring out he'd bitten off more than he could chew, then ran into the street, where he was blindsided by an oncoming vehicle. He was treated and released at a local hospital, but arrested on assault charges.